Is it such a small world?

Monday 12 September

I sailed under gennaker up the Solent, busy with commercial traffic as usual, into Portsmouth Harbour and my old home at Royal Clarence Marina.  Surely I haven’t been around the world already, to be home so soon?  Mate tackled the laundry in the most frustrating machine yet: it eats coins randomly while the counter, supposed to indicate the amount of time left for the money inserted, just runs of its own accord.  The only way to complete a cycle is to sit and watch both displays, and if the time left on the machine is more than the money box has available, insert more coins…which it then might not actually need.  She was pleased the weather looked good enough to hang the washing to dry on the line all round my decks, although I’m not sure it does much to improve my good looks.

Piccadilly Circus?

Sunday 11 September

A beautiful warm sunny still day, marred only by the number of boat owners who were of the same opinion and decided ‘our’ quiet anchorage was the perfect place to spend it.  Inevitably chaos ensued when a departing motor boat tripped the anchor of a small yacht lying close to us, who promptly drifted our way with her crew oblivious.  Fortunately, my Mate was in the cockpit and able to take swift fendering action to prevent any lasting damage.  It sounded like it didn’t do the other boat’s nerves much good, though.

A very relaxed seal, resident of these parts, was admired by visitors in canoes and tenders.  Later, as calm was restored, Mate swam and enjoyed an alfresco shower on the back step, before another lovely sunset.

The day after the day before

Saturday 10 September

The crew dragged themselves conscious reluctantly to a grey wet morning.  This being National Trust property, the warden called early enough for payment, and added insult to injury by charging us more for using a mooring than if we were under 36 feet, even though it’s one boat – one mooring.  We got our money’s worth by moving a couple of boat lengths away to anchor in clear water, for which they ‘invite’ (but don’t insist upon) donations to the charity, and stayed a couple of nights more.  A quiet day of recovery and putting me to rights – a kind of delayed boat happy hour – rounded off by enough breeze to blow away the rain clouds for a pretty sunset.

Heading North for the South Coast

Friday 9 September

The alarms roused my crew at the unsavoury hour of 0400BST, to ensure they maximised on the available daylight for the supposed 80-nautical mile passage to Chichester.  Anticipating wind from the South-Southwest, we set off on a heading a little East of North, intending to offset the peculiar tidal flow outside Cherbourg, caused by the twin headlands of the peninsula.  We expected to be sailing for the next 14 hours.  Chichester has a sand bar that needs to be crossed at certain points of the tide (when there’s enough water), which today was before 2000BST.

This is never the Mate’s favourite passage, and this was no different: harbour rot after two weeks without sailing has lost her sea legs, lack of beauty sleep, no breakfast, a short chop as we exited the Grande Rade soon followed by a swell setting in from the West that we didn’t shake off until we were in sight of the English coast, and there was an inevitable shade of green.  Frustration with the wind, already not cooperating and heading us too far East, was briefly eased by the stunning sunrise as the amber glow seemed to break the surface of the sea and elevate in front of their eyes, before disappearing into dark low grey clouds for much of the day.

The wind was light enough for us to fly the beautiful new red gennaker, but they made a hash of gybing it and by now the Mate had one hand on the helm and the other round Jimmy the trusty blue bucket.  Skipper relieved her to sleep it off, until the wind increased and it became essential to furl the gennaker away, but it was obviously feeling precocious and twisted itself into knots instead.  Mate came back to the helm so Skipper could go forward to the bow, yank the whole sorry mess down manually, bundle it roughly into its bag and chuck it down the companionway into the cabin.  Unfortunately, this was too much even for the usually cast iron innards of my poor Skipper, and for the next hour Jimmy did sterling double duty.  Fortunately, Skipper had refitted Jeanny my friendly autopilot, and he did cooperate and gave them both an opportunity to recover whilst maintaining watch as we approached the first TSS (Traffic Separation Scheme), the Southern main shipping lane for large cargo vessels travelling the length of the Channel.

Eventually Skipper settled down to rest properly, and when Mate detected a potential situation in our approach to the path of a large ship, she was able to start up Trevver, who was also on form for once, and haul in the main sail as there was now little wind but still uncomfortable swell.  We motored North until we were clear of the shipping lanes.  Skipper came back on watch at 1500BST, Mate was up to sipping water and all was (relatively) well in a brief respite of warm sunshine.  It’s amazing how often something in the natural world occurs to lift the crew’s spirits when they need it most.

While Mate snoozed, Skipper rigged and unfurled the new staysail, including setting up running backstays for the first time.  By the time she was awake again, we were approaching the Needles Channel, West of the Isle of Wight.  She was pleased to be proved right, as she had realised on her previous watch that this would be the revised landfall – and anyway, it was too late by now to cross the bar at Chichester.  We flew into the Western Solent in the best conditions of the day, except it was now dusk, and in complete darkness, Skipper navigated us safely into Newtown Creek, a beautiful anchorage just East of Yarmouth.  It was 2300BST – a passage of 19 hours, 12 of which Mate was ill.

Last day en France

Thursday 8 September

Thursday turns out to be a good day for the street market in the Place du Théatre, where the Mate sourced a punnet of wonderful fraises des bois – normal-sized strawberries with the intense flavour of tiny wild ones, heavenly with fresh raspberries.  After coffee and croissants in the sunshine, the crew returned to make me ready for a cross-Channel passage the following day.  Converting me from a floating caravan to a sea-worthy yacht always takes them some time, as everything must be stowed in its proper place, secured and made ready for easy access whilst underway.  Once the wind eased, Skipper shinned up the mast to replace the radar reflector.  He had to relocate it higher when he fitted the radar unit, which needed to sit where he’d originally mounted the reflector.

Belated celebratory lunch

Wednesday 7 Septemnber

Today began in a relaxed leisurely way; my crew eventually got themselves organised to cycle into town for their long-anticipated lunch at La Cale, a favourite establishment in the Place de la République with a very good seafood menu and the Mate’s favourite dessert – café gourmand.  Rather than continue in this holiday relaxed style, though, they set off in the heat of the afternoon to find a different supermarket in pursuit of a new electric kettle.  This turned out to be a branch of Leclerc, out on the Tourlaville road.  The sticky pedalling was worth the effort, as a pretty red model was found, as well as a couple of essential grocery items Mate had been seeking all over Normandy.  While they were on a roll (!), they stopped at the cave on the way home to order a case of wines for delivery to the marina.

Chores day

Tuesday 6 September

Skipper persevered with the pump problem, finally fitting it without leaks by late afternoon.  Meanwhile, Mate kept her head down, dealing with laundry, updating the accounting ledger and making arrangements to visit the Second Mate’s brother at University later in the month, all whilst supplying essential sustenance at regular intervals…never a dull moment onboard.

Technical issues

Monday 5 September

The crew was able to talk this morning with the Volvo engineer, albeit a little tricky with a lack of vocabulary of all things French marine engines, and their installation into aluminium hulls.  Much gesticulation and Gallic shrugging were the order of the day, but it seems the Skipper has some new ideas to try to find out why Trevver sometimes won’t start on demand.

Late in the day Skipper decided to tackle the malfunctioning heads (toilet) pump, but unfortunately this didn’t go smoothly and ran late into the evening, requiring an emergency bucket to be readied for overnight (the crew not being as young as they used to be).

No room on the Allures pontoons

Sunday 4 September

Having tied up at the first available spot last night, on the holding pontoon, the crew tried to squeeze me into a free Allures berth this morning, but I just couldn’t breathe in enough, so we gave up and went to the other side of the walkway for a fairly straightforward alongside space.  The only problem is that this has to be paid for, but at least we had some interesting neighbours.  After a night of little sleep, the crew made up for it in long naps today.  Eventually the Mate roused herself enough to tackle a mountain of overdue laundry…and nearly got locked in for the night.

Autumn market day

Saturday 3 September

A warm sunny day to visit the wonderful market in central Cherbourg, offering a harvest festival of local produce: plump juicy blackberries, rosemary-infused green olives, locally caught fresh fish, delicious artisan cheeses and wood-fired bread, and mounds of colourful vegetables that made the Mate’s heart sing: squash in every colour and shape, tomatoes and carrots, mushrooms and more.  Coffee and croissants were enjoyed at a pavement café, accompanied by quintessentially French accordion music.

A simple supper of fried plaice with brown shrimp butter and new potatoes – delicious.  Unfortunately a near-perfect day was marred by having to move into Chantereyne Marina in something of a hurry when all sensible folk were in their beds.